🎙️ WHAT’S UP, TURTLE FANS?
Cowabunga, dude! This 20x30” TMNT tribute poster is a radioactive love letter to the Golden Age of Turtle Power—meticulously hand-drawn and colored (ZERO AI!) for fans who still smell pizza grease and hear the ”Turtle Power!” theme song in their sleep. Dive into a hyper-detied time capsule of rare TMNT merch history: arcade cabinets, vintage action figures, gritty Eastman & Laird comics, and even the TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge hype that rocked SegaNerds.com and Mega Visions Magazine #3.
📐 SPECS: MUSEUM-QUALITY TMNT PRINT
Size: 20x30 inches (ready to frame or slap on your wall like a ’89 arcade poster).
Print Quality: Archival, acid-free glossy paper + specialty inks that outlast Splinter’s wisdom.
Art Origin: Created for Mega Visions Magazine #3—a legit slice of TMNT history.
🚚 SHIPPING: FREE USA, GLOBAL TURTLE POWER
FREE USA Delivery: Armor-packed in a rigid mailer—no bends, no Krang-sized disasters.
Global Ninjas: Outside the USA? International shipping ain’t automated here, but don’t let Shredder “Krangsplain” logistics! Message me via the contact form, and we’ll ninja-ship your poster worldwide. A $30 fee covers overseas ops, but I’ll make sure this TMNT artifact infiltrates your lair, even if it’s buried under TCRI ooze.
🎨 WHY BUY? NO AI, ALL NOSTALGIA
100% Hand-Drawn: Bots can’t handle Turtle Power. Every pixel is pure ’80s/’90s passion.
Durable AF: Survives pizza parties, sewer lairs, and existential dread (looking at you, Shredder).
🐢 COWABUNGA CALL-TO-ACTION
“This ain’t mall junk—it’s a TMNT artifact. Grab it before Dimension X swallows it!”
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FINE PRINT:
Art © Sketchcraft. TMNT © Nickelodeon. No Foot Clan involvement, promise.
🎙️ WHAT’S UP, TURTLE FANS?
Cowabunga, dude! This 20x30” TMNT tribute poster is a radioactive love letter to the Golden Age of Turtle Power—meticulously hand-drawn and colored (ZERO AI!) for fans who still smell pizza grease and hear the ”Turtle Power!” theme song in their sleep. Dive into a hyper-detied time capsule of rare TMNT merch history: arcade cabinets, vintage action figures, gritty Eastman & Laird comics, and even the TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge hype that rocked SegaNerds.com and Mega Visions Magazine #3.
📐 SPECS: MUSEUM-QUALITY TMNT PRINT
Size: 20x30 inches (ready to frame or slap on your wall like a ’89 arcade poster).
Print Quality: Archival, acid-free glossy paper + specialty inks that outlast Splinter’s wisdom.
Art Origin: Created for Mega Visions Magazine #3—a legit slice of TMNT history.
🚚 SHIPPING: FREE USA, GLOBAL TURTLE POWER
FREE USA Delivery: Armor-packed in a rigid mailer—no bends, no Krang-sized disasters.
Global Ninjas: Outside the USA? International shipping ain’t automated here, but don’t let Shredder “Krangsplain” logistics! Message me via the contact form, and we’ll ninja-ship your poster worldwide. A $30 fee covers overseas ops, but I’ll make sure this TMNT artifact infiltrates your lair, even if it’s buried under TCRI ooze.
🎨 WHY BUY? NO AI, ALL NOSTALGIA
100% Hand-Drawn: Bots can’t handle Turtle Power. Every pixel is pure ’80s/’90s passion.
Durable AF: Survives pizza parties, sewer lairs, and existential dread (looking at you, Shredder).
🐢 COWABUNGA CALL-TO-ACTION
“This ain’t mall junk—it’s a TMNT artifact. Grab it before Dimension X swallows it!”
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
FINE PRINT:
Art © Sketchcraft. TMNT © Nickelodeon. No Foot Clan involvement, promise.
